[Rq-rules] Intelligent Lions

[Tom Cantine]

A friend once told me about a game he ran for someone who turned out to 
be a psychotic munchkin of a player. My friend was appalled when this 
fellow's character, just for fun, went into a peasant family's cottage 
and murdered the lot of them. Then, on his way out, he thought it would 
be fun to kill their cow, so he smacked it over the head really hard 
with a shovel.

Cows are usually pretty docile, but they DO have horns, and when 
they're angry and threatened, well, an unprepared human will not last 
very long. My friend welcomed the opportunity to give that player's 
character an exit that included a well-deserved stomping into manure.

On 2-Nov-06, at 7:38 AM, Roger Benham wrote:

> I do remember terrifying and battering a party with a flesh-eating 
> horse once... nasty hooves, trample and bite.  It scared them- they 
> climbed trees to hide from it!